bizarrette:

I work at a movie theater.

And personally? To be in the tickets booth, and see young girls, teenagers, adult women, coming in to see Barbie,

the most highlighter pink outfits, some of them coming in with the dolls they’re dressed as, laughing to each other, cheering for each other,

to see the men they’re coming to see it with, dressed in pink, cheering them on, taking their pictures with smiles and cheers in the lobby at the photo op

touches something so deep in me

I can’t say any nuances of the movie that haven’t already been said, but like, fuck man, love is so deep and so kind and to be able to see glimpses of it from behind my little ticket desk makes me a little less nihilistic.

brakken:

“I kiss her again.”

Laudna’s words changing midsentence from conjecture to certainty… absolutely wrecked me.

btc-official:

cozychamomilechaos:

btc-official:

naomiknight-17:

btc-official:

she explode my penuis till i-

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i mean. she garlic bread. on my plate till i. eat the bread

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The Low Carb Girlies will remember this

FUCK. she um uh she uh. garlic

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Um

We had some cake?

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The ground trembles…

INCOMING RAID BOSS (LEVEL 90)

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

any human glados design must have a fully flat ass

however – and this is vital – she claims she’s thick

becuase it. the. do you get it

the. beacause of hte. the c

bare1ythere:

You know a character has really hit their gender out of the park when they’re popularly hced as transmasc AND transfemme

sadclowncentral:

sadclowncentral:

the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this

me sowing: the harvest will be glorious. farmers tremble before my sowing prowess. i’m the king of the hill

me reaping: why the fuck did i sow all this. what the fuck. who let me have all these seeds. why the FUCK do i own a field. what the fuck.

spiribia:

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she’s like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.

appall-deactivated20230419:

Boxed like a fish, yeah Dream’s boxed like a fish!

Prison arc brain rot

discoasphodel13:

discoasphodel13:

Hey so it’s come to my attention that the Creators of Disco Elysium want you to share the game and not give the company who took over and fired them (illegally)?) any profits off of their ideas and work, and I originally joined tumblr 2 weeks ago when that post was going around about the Steam sale and how you should [Skull and Crossbones flag] it instead.

So.

in light of that.

Check the replies/notes of this post :)

I was informed that posts containing links in them aren’t findable in the search so i’ll just…. drop a link in a seperate reboot :)

first things first though, copy this key:

q4-EJ9G2DV7MYYI-Vs0KdQ

here’s the edited version with the captal YY in the key above!

9.48 GB folder on MEGA

2326 files and 29 subfolders

mega.nz

and also the Google drive link :

Disco Elysium ultra compressed.7z

Google Docs